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LIVE BLOGGING THE STATE OF THE UNION

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10:21 pm - WOW. Ok — time for FishCo?

10:15 pm - Plagiarizing yourself? Really?

10:13 pm - Time to appeal to the women. Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh

10:10 pm - Way to just BOUNCE out of your chair there, Nancy. Beating Joe to the punch every single time.

10:07 pm - What are those glass bottles sitting in front of Nancy? They look a little suspicious.

10:05 pm – Where’s Michelle? Flash to the crowd! Flash to the crowd!

10:03 pm – Sent from a concerned reader: “WTF is with all the neon????”

10:00 pm - We see you looking at your watch, Joe.

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January 27, 2010   No Comments   Tags:

Blog Daily Herald presents: 2010 State of the Union Drinking (Fish co. pre-) Game

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As you (should) know, tonight’s the State of the Union. And as you also should know, it’ll probably be more fun if you’re drinking. So without further ado, Blog Daily Herald’s 2010 State of the Union drinking game.

Supplies: whiskey*, sweet soft drinks

*For students with classes tomorrow morning, the game can instead be played with vodka.

Rules:

  • Every time the camera shows Sen. Whitehouse, Sen. Reed, Rep. Langevin or Rep. Kennedy, drink.

  • Every time the opposition boos an indisputable statement of fact, drink.

  • Every time Biden claps at an inappropriate moment, drink.

  • Every time Obama mentions America’s ideals while conspicuously avoiding mention of Gitmo, drink.

  • Every time the camera shows freshman Sen. Scott Brown, drink until he looks like Ted Kennedy.

  • Every time Obama mentions health care, drink, chase with sweet soft drink to counteract debilitating bitterness

— Ben Schreckinger

January 27, 2010   No Comments   Tags: ,

Diamonds (and coal) are a girl’s best friend

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A big whopping diamond to The Herald’s new creation — the best way to punish your enemies, reward do-gooders and waste all your time. Never feel slighted by Friday’s “Diamonds and Coal” again.

www.diamondsandcoal.com

January 27, 2010   No Comments   Tags:

Time-waster of the day, 1/27/10

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http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/ – Pretentious punctuation users, unite!

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Ratty vs. V-Dub: Wed., Jan. 27

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Lunch: V-Dub.

Both eateries are serving beef tacos. But you can enjoy Mexicali Macaroni Bake at only one.

Dinner: Ratty.

Quinoto. Also, sweet potato fries. All day long.

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