10:21 pm – WOW. Ok — time for FishCo?
10:15 pm – Plagiarizing yourself? Really?
10:13 pm – Time to appeal to the women. Yeeeaaaaahhhhhh
10:10 pm – Way to just BOUNCE out of your chair there, Nancy. Beating Joe to the punch every single time.
10:07 pm – What are those glass bottles sitting in front of Nancy? They look a little suspicious.
10:05 pm – Where’s Michelle? Flash to the crowd! Flash to the crowd!
10:03 pm – Sent from a concerned reader: “WTF is with all the neon????”
10:00 pm – We see you looking at your watch, Joe.
9:59 pm – Almost an hour and still no Kanye interruption.
9:56 pm – Dear President Obama, Here’s how you can really help us: Pick our classes for this semester.
9:54 pm – Joe looks like he’s uncomfortable in his chair. I think his legs fell asleep. QUICK BREAK.
9:50 pm – Smile and nod, smile and nod.
9:49 pm – How come only Joe gets a glass of water?
9:47 pm – If you’re good at following rules, you probably can’t even read this anymore.
9:41 pm – UPDATE: PAULY D IS STILL NOT AT FISHCO (we think).
9:40 pm – Do the wave!
9:38 pm – “partners play by the rules” — that’s what she said.
9:37 pm – President Obama, Imma let you finish…
9:32 pm – You wanna know what’s uncomfortable? Joe Biden’s awkward clap.
9:31 pm – But you are Washington.
9:30 pm – BREAKING NEWS: CNN has already issued three Breaking News updates.
9:29 pm – Is there one congressman responsible for screaming while the rest of them clap?
9:27 pm – DO NOT WORRY. The world of Facebook knows that we’re live blogging.
9:25 pm – Sending out resumes every week? Sounds like being a college senior. Shout out!
9:24 pm – Peeps look mad bored. Maybe it’s time to whip out the Blackberries and start playing BrickBreaker.
9:23 pm – Twitter doesn’t know yet that we’re live blogging. SOCIAL MEDIA: HEAR US ROAR.
9:19:30 pm – You flash those pearly whites, Joe.
9:19 pm – Hate is a very strong word.
9:18 pm – Awkward almost clap, Biden.
9:17 pm – Well, it had been a while since the last bout of applause.
9:16 pm – What do they share? Tell us! Tell us!
9:15 pm – Well OBVIOUSLY the letters from the children are harder to read. They have bad handwriting.
9:14 pm – The outfits on the right side of the room are a little monochromatic.
9:14 pm – Yeah, that tie is great.
9:13 pm – Lookin’ good Joe. Lookin’ good.
9:12 pm – Doesn’t the very definition of the word “progress” mean that it’s inevitable? Can we get a dictionary check up in here?
9:11 pm – If you’re not playing our drinking game, you should be.
9:10 pm – ENOUGH with the buffering.
9:09 pm – Is there a mob outside? Oh wait — they’re still just clapping.
9:05 pm – It’s really cute! It’s like Mardi Gras!
9:04 pm – “Ooooh, I like the guy next to her’s tie!”
“Which guy? You mean Joe Biden?”
“Oh, is that Joe Biden?”
your editors, ladies and gentlemen.
9:03 pm – Nancy Pelosi. LOOK AT HER. LOOK AT HER. SO adorable.