Screw Cupid
9:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.
King House (corner of Hope and Benevolent)
Enjoy, or indulge in not enjoying, a night of angsty poetry, snacks and sympathizers. And though it’s usually below me to quote a table slip, St. A’s couldn’t have said it better: “Show that cheerful cherub how you feel about his unsolicited archery.”
The Matrix as Metaphysics (Philosophy DUG)
5:00 p.m.
Gerard House 119
Whether you’re a concentrator or simply curious about matrices, metaphysics or philosophy, this discussion sounds like a promising way to boggle your mind without illegal substances. If this prospect is not sufficient to lure you, perhaps the free food will be.
Kappa Alpha Theta PJ Party
9:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.
Diman Lounge
First and second year girls are all welcome to Theta’s second recruitment party of the year.
Funerary Remains and the Dynamics of Maya Polities (Professor Andrew Scherer)
5:30 p.m.
Watson Institute, Joukowsky Forum, 111 Thayer Street
Believe it or not, there’s more to the Mayans than their apocolyptic prophesies.
Wishing you a successful Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day,
— Suzannah Weiss