9:00 p.m. – 11:00 p.m.
King House (corner of Hope and Benevolent)
Enjoy, or indulge in not enjoying, a night of angsty poetry, snacks and sympathizers. And though it’s usually below me to quote a table slip, St. A’s couldn’t have said it better: “Show that cheerful cherub how you feel about his unsolicited archery.”
The Matrix as Metaphysics (Philosophy DUG)
Gerard House 119
Whether you’re a concentrator or simply curious about matrices, metaphysics or philosophy, this discussion sounds like a promising way to boggle your mind without illegal substances. If this prospect is not sufficient to lure you, perhaps the free food will be.
Kappa Alpha Theta PJ Party
9:00 p.m. – 10:00 p.m.
First and second year girls are all welcome to Theta’s second recruitment party of the year.
Funerary Remains and the Dynamics of Maya Polities (Professor Andrew Scherer)
Watson Institute, Joukowsky Forum, 111 Thayer Street
Believe it or not, there’s more to the Mayans than their apocolyptic prophesies.
Wishing you a successful Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk Day,
— Suzannah Weiss