Following the recent news that tableslips are on the way out, BlogDailyHerald would like to soften the blow with some other ways to waste your time in the Ratty:
— run laps
— watch the daytime anchors on CNN; reflect on your career choices
— stare at the napkin dispenser
— wait in the omelet line
— ponder how to get your takeout cup underneath the cereal dispenser
— help your neighbor mop up his spill with a BDH
And don’t forget to add your events to our event calendar, the tableslip of the 21st century.