Would you lie face down on the floor of the Ratty with a tray of full glasses of water balancing on your back? Would you lie there, helpless, while your brothers-to-be jeered and cheered? Would you lie there, dependent on the mercy of passersby — Gail and other Ratty workers included — to remove the water one glass at a time?
This guy would.
That’s some serious pledge loyalty. Take note, Theta Delta Chi.