Disgruntled eaters were met with a most unpleasant surprise at breakfast this morning when they went to quench their thirst at the Ratty’s milk dispenser. Apparently, after a student complained that the chocolate milk “tasted very funny,” one of the Ratty employees smelled the bag of curdled goo and, according to the student, discovered the milk had expired during Spring Break. Ew.
Though the chocolate milk has since been replaced, it might be safest to stick with the coffee milk for now. Not only is it the official state drink of Rhode Island, it’s also definitely a more appetizing shade of Brown.