Prefrosh descend on Brown

The prefrosh is a marvelous organism: a curious and inquisitive specimen, it arrives yearly on College Hill to inspect the Brown campus and scope out an adequate four-year habitat.  This humanoid species finds a temporary home in dorm rooms across campus while it performs its 24 hour search.  Fear not, crocodile hunters, for it is perfectly harmless; interact with this species and show it the wonders that embody this university, for only after it experiences a phenomenal day at Brown will it be convinced to resettle in the fall.  Avoid placing in direct contact with rabid canines and vicious tigers.

Welcome to Brown, future class of 2014!

1 Comment

  1. Concerned Reader

    omg steve irwin rip too soon!

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