Time-waster of the day: April 26, 2010

At last, a time-wasting activity that can also come in handy when trying to squeeze out one more page of that Poli Sci or Anthro paper at 4 in the morning the night before it’s due! This “sentence generator” perfects the art of academic bullshitting, instantly producing those meaningless filler sentences characteristic of every college paper.

For example, need a sentence that somehow mentions the nation-state, post capitalist hegemony, linguistic construction, and discourse?

“The linguistic construction of post-capitalist hegemony is strictly congruent with the discourse of the nation-state.”

Just in time for finals. Yeah, don’t thank us.