Waitlisted at Brown, quadruplets choose Yale

The famous Connecticut quadruplets who were accepted early into Yale indeed will all become bulldogs, the students confirmed.  We definitely don’t want Yale to start shit or even more shit, so there’s no reason to speculate as to why all four got waitlisted at Brown (or accepted/rejected from other places).  As much as one Eli might want, there is no Brown-Yale rivalry.

For the sake of our print budget, I’m just relieved that The Herald won’t have to write about any parents who are P’14 P’14 P’14 P’14.

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