What’s that you say? You’re sick of studying for your finals? You missed both Star Wars Day (May the fourth be with you!) AND Cinco de Mayo because you were working?* You finally finished that sixteen thousand page paper and you’re looking for a way to reward yourself? Well, look no further, we got you covered.
High and ‘Stoned
8:00-9:00 P.M., Macmillan 117, $2
The Higher Keys and Brown’s Tones (‘stone for the purpose of the event title) are getting together for one of their final concerts of the semester and they promise that it will be “a smoking good time!” There are also rumors of baked goods available after the show AND a brand-spanking-new Lady Gaga medley from the Tones. They better be careful, though. The US Army has set the bar pretty high on that one.
10:00 P.M., Sci Li Plaza
Pizza! Music! Glow sticks! If you haven’t left the Sci Li in three days or if you just come for the study break, you should be there for this.
10:00 P.M. – 1:00 A.M., Bravo (123 Empire St), $5
The proceeds from this party, hosted by Rafiki Ya Maisha, go to to building a vocational training school in Chepkanga, a small village in Kenya. So basically, not going to this party means you’re a terrible, selfish human being.
*This is not actually a justifiable excuse for missing Cinco de Mayo.