2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, “I don’t understand ANY of this. I’ve been to every lecture all semester long! What’s the deal? And who the hell are you? Where’s the regular guy?”
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.