A diamond: “I have to say that until I started visiting Mr. Frank, I had never had Jägermeister or Grey Goose,” (formerly teetotaling President Ruth) Simmons said. “Since my first visit to him, I have become an avid consumer of both.”
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 12/7
Ratty: Shepherd’s Pie, Grilled Chicken Alfredo Sandwich, Chocolate Chunk and Pretzel Cookies
V-Dub: Ham and Bean Soup, Nacho Bar, Mexicali Macaroni Bake, Raspberry Crumble Bar
Advantage: V-Dub. Hold on to your pants, kids. You have serious bullets to dodge at either eatery, but the nacho bar is the tastiest option to avoid some serious toilet timin'.