Ever wish the men around you were a little more eighties? Not the Sixteen Candles dreamboy type, and not Swayze, but rather the genuine, non-cinematic yuppie kind (very few of them actually looked like this). Decked out in suspenders, sweaters, and glasses fit for To Catch a Predator, these mustached mavens had a lot to offer their shoulder-padded counterparts. This 80s dating montage is a couple years old, but take a listen to what mattered to these eligible bachelors back in the day. Then check out when Ellen tracked them down more than 20 years later.