Carbonized Fossil, Vol. 25

Retro-style “Diamonds and Coal” from The Herald’s issue on January 28, 2005:

Cubic zirconium to the 16,800 aspirants to the class of 2009. We love that your blood, sweat and personal statement sob stories will raise Brown’s selectivity and our U.S. News ranking, but the fact that the class of 2006 was the least selective in the last decade has us looking over our shoulders – a lot.

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