Looking to fit in a bit better with the Brown hipster elite (read: the Rock steps crowd)? You might have almost been there, but then your new skinny jean-clad bud John (who likes to call himself “Solomon”) saw you sipping your morning joe out of a of a Starbucks mug instead of a Blue State cup (shudder). The possibility of a similar faux pas is too much to bear. Never fear, aspiring hipster! Look no further than this recent piece of brilliance, the ultimate Hipster How-To. Its suggestions include maintaining an “unnatural obsession with Apple products” and mastering the art of political apathy.