Brown Barrel: Blue Room

The Brown Barrel is an alliance of Brown’s written and performance comedy groups. This column runs twice a week. The first is short written humor, the second foretells upcoming comedy events.

Blue Room Breakfast Warnings

Banana Walnut Muffin– Contains Walnuts

Cranberry Orange Walnut Muffin– Contains Walnuts

Almond Croissant– Contains Nuts

Fruit Danish– Contains Fruit

Spinach Feta Croissant– Contains Spinach, May Contain Feta

Ham and Cheese Croissant– Not Vegan

Sunflower Seed Bagel– Has Hole in Middle

Coffee– Contains Caffeine

Decaffeinated Coffee– Does Not Contain Caffeine

Blueberry Scone– Fails to Meet Expectations

Rum Muffin– Is Muffin

Blue Room– Not Blue, Contains Walnuts