The Brown Barrel is an alliance of Brown’s written and performance comedy groups. This column runs twice a week. The first is short written humor, the second foretells upcoming comedy events.
Blue Room Breakfast Warnings
Banana Walnut Muffin– Contains Walnuts
Cranberry Orange Walnut Muffin– Contains Walnuts
Almond Croissant– Contains Nuts
Fruit Danish– Contains Fruit
Spinach Feta Croissant— Contains Spinach, May Contain Feta
Ham and Cheese Croissant– Not Vegan
Sunflower Seed Bagel– Has Hole in Middle
Coffee– Contains Caffeine
Decaffeinated Coffee– Does Not Contain Caffeine
Blueberry Scone– Fails to Meet Expectations
Rum Muffin– Is Muffin
Blue Room– Not Blue, Contains Walnuts
