Time to White Out

At long last, the day that you’ve all been waiting for has arrived.  It’s time to White Out For Diddy.  Give Diddy a warm welcome today by emulating the guests at his Hamptons-based white parties and wearing all white clothing at today’s concert.  You get extra points for wearing a hat like this.  Subtract points for wearing any off-white colors, including azure, seashell, snow, wheat, and beige.  Go big or go home, Brown. See you in Meehan at 5:30.

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