Time-waster of the day: September 12, 2011

Your eyebrows are one of those features that you probably don’t pay very much attention to, but shave them off, and you will find — several minutes too late — that they are quite important. Their removal from Daniel Radcliffe’s face at once transforms him from a teenage (young adult? who’s even keeping track anymore) heartthrob into the frightening lovechild of Lord Voldemort and Sarah Jessica Parker. Today’s time-waster, Celebs with No Eyebrows, is a tumblr dedicated to showing us just how much we should cherish those two little patches of hair above our eyes.

With any luck, all this discussion about the ugly and browless should make Helga Pataki feel better about her wack unibrow.