Caution: the site we are about to send you to — and the pictures found therein — will give you nightmares. Muppets with People Eyes is an ostensibly cute tumblr dedicated to a simple question: what would muppets look like if they had people eyes? This may have been darling idea in theory, but it’s more than a little bit frightening to stare into the soul-piercing green eyes of Elmo, the
friendly satanic red puppet who taught you how to add and subtract.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.