Any interest in little tiny things? Are you immune to squeamishness? Did you like to play with ants as a child? Maybe these still aren’t enough reasons to watch a bunch of fleas hauling mini-carriages in a circle…but maybe – just MAYBE – they are. At any rate, watching a crowd of adults plagued by psychosomatic itchiness is a twisted form of entertainment in itself.
Now if only I could find someone to narrate my life with such vivacity…