Time-waster of the day: October 11, 2011

In life there are moments that are so profoundly moving that in your heart of hearts you know your life will never be the same.

Luckily for you, this is not one of those times.

This is, however, a moment of a different kind. More specifically, the kind capable of calling forth the all-encompassing laughter that leads people to begin to question your sanity. That’s right, we’re talking about the eyes watering, am I on mushrooms?, stop-it-I-can’t-breathe, “no seriously this is starting to hurt,” I think I just gave myself abs kind of hilarity that comes along only once every leap year.

Allow me to set the scene for our dear reader. Imagine, if you will, that you’re a foreign traveler passing through China with your lovely wife. After meeting up with some friends you decide to grab a bite at a nearby steakhouse. You sit down, open the menu, and start to peruse the extensive list of regional delicacies.

How about some “salty egg king steams the vegetable sponge”?

Ohhhhh, that sounds fresh, but I actually had my fill of vegetable sponge at lunch with some business associates.

Fair enough. Can I interest you in #1325  some “domestic life beef immerses cabbage”?

Is that local?
I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

You know what, I think I’ll be fine with some “cowboy leg beautiful pole”…..and while you’re over there let me get a glass of  “fragrance flies around the cocouat -wood”, that sounds strangely refreshing.

If you’re still not satisfied with your Engrish options, check out the full menu

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