Masturgate scandal

Euclid, Angell, John,
Masturgate sweeps the campus;
Keep it in your pants.

It isn’t a “deep-throat” situation, but there is some manhandling involved.

Update: Masturbator was just spotted in the parking lot between Euclid Ave. and Meeting St. He’s on the move.

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Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 4/24

Lunch:

Ratty: Hot Corned Beef on Rye Bread, Potatoes Italienne, Rosemary Portobello Sandwich, Magic Bars

V-Dub: Seafood Gumbo with Clam Juice, Stuffed Shells with Meatless Sauce, Zucchini and Onions Saute

Advantage: Ratty. Do you believe in magic? We do.

Dinner:

Ratty: Chicken Pesto Pasta, Slow Roast Pork Loin with Herbs, Pasta with Eggplant and Olives, Blueberry Peach Crumble

V-Dub: Grilled Cilantro Chicken, Vegan Red Beans Creole, African Honey Bread, Falafel Burger, Vegan Vegetable Soup

Advantage: Ratty. Even if finals have you feeling down, blueberries and peaches will remind you that summer is closer than you think.

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Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 4/24