Masturgate scandal

Euclid, Angell, John,
Masturgate sweeps the campus;
Keep it in your pants.

It isn’t a “deep-throat” situation, but there is some manhandling involved.

Update: Masturbator was just spotted in the parking lot between Euclid Ave. and Meeting St. He’s on the move.

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Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 3/7

Lunch:

Ratty: Cajun Chicken Pasta, Hot Roast Beef on French Bread, Chocolate Cupcakes with Chocolate Frosting

V-Dub: German Sausage Chowder, Breaded Chicken Fingers, Mashed Potato Bar, Banana Chocolate Cupcakes

Advantage: Ratty. The more chocolate, the better.

Dinner:

Ratty: Garden-Style Baked Hake, Cavatelli Primavera, Pound Cake with Strawberries and Whipped Cream

V-Dub: Herb Crusted Salmon, Cheese Tortellini with Alfredo Sauce, Rainbow Chard, Stir Fry Asian Beef

Advantage: Ratty. Don't know what hake is? Stick with the cake. Or head to the Main Green and enjoy U. Hall cake.

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Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 3/7