Masturgate scandal

Euclid, Angell, John,
Masturgate sweeps the campus;
Keep it in your pants.

It isn’t a “deep-throat” situation, but there is some manhandling involved.

Update: Masturbator was just spotted in the parking lot between Euclid Ave. and Meeting St. He’s on the move.

October 18, 2011 3 Comments Tags: masturgate

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1 Talia Kagan { 10.19.11 at 8:33 am }: no photo for this post, Jenny?
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