Masturgate scandal

Euclid, Angell, John,
Masturgate sweeps the campus;
Keep it in your pants.

It isn’t a “deep-throat” situation, but there is some manhandling involved.

Update: Masturbator was just spotted in the parking lot between Euclid Ave. and Meeting St. He’s on the move.

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Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 4/16

Lunch:

Ratty: Italian Sausage and Pepper Sandwich, Sundried Tomato Calzone, Seafood Cavatelli, Cream Cheese Brownies

V-Dub: Tacos, Vegan Burrito, Vegan Three Bean Casserole, Mexican Succotash, Cream Cheese Brownies

Advantage: Ratty. Nice try, V-Dub: Mexico is nice, but we all know Italy is where it's at.

Dinner:

Ratty: Rotisserie Style Chicken, Ginger Pasta, Apricot Beef with Noodles, Angel Food Cake

V-Dub: Carne Gizado, Mashed Potatoes, Stewed Tomatoes, General Tso Chicken Stir Fry, Angel Food Cake

Advantage: V-Dub. Mashed Potatoes and Stewed Tomatoes? Dr. Seuss would be proud.

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Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 4/16