Masturgate scandal

Euclid, Angell, John,
Masturgate sweeps the campus;
Keep it in your pants.

It isn’t a “deep-throat” situation, but there is some manhandling involved.

Update: Masturbator was just spotted in the parking lot between Euclid Ave. and Meeting St. He’s on the move.

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Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 4/25

Lunch:

Ratty: Turkey and Wild Rice Soup, Chicken Cutlet Parmesan, Vegetarian Sandwich Bar, Swiss Fudge Cookies

V-Dub: Minestrone Soup, Steak and Pepper Fajitas, Black Bean and Spinach Tacos, Refried Beans, Swiss Fudge Cookies

Advantage: V-Dub. Why would we need a vegetarian sandwich bar when sandwiches are customizable anyway?

Dinner:

Ratty: Carrot Ginger Soup with Agave, Lemon Sesame Chicken, Spinach with Toasted Sesame Seeds, Magic Bar

V-Dub: Bean Chili, Mac And Cheese Bar, Corn Pudding, Braised Rainbow Swiss Chard, Florida Key Lime Pie

Advantage: V-Dub. Cheesy as it may sound, there's really no food quite as comforting as mac and cheese.

Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 4/25