Masturgate scandal

by Jenny Bloom

Euclid, Angell, John,
Masturgate sweeps the campus;
Keep it in your pants.

It isn’t a “deep-throat” situation, but there is some manhandling involved.

Update: Masturbator was just spotted in the parking lot between Euclid Ave. and Meeting St.  He’s on the move.

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October 18, 2011   3 Comments   Tags: masturgate

3 comments

1 Talia Kagan { 10.19.11 at 8:33 am }

no photo for this post, Jenny?

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