Top 10 Pros and Cons of Banging the Biebs
1. He’s probably hairless.
2. It’s kind of like sleeping with your little brother.
3. He might invite Usher.
4. The best protection is prepubescence.
5. You don’t want Selena to be mad at you… Look what happened to Demi.
6. He’s totally jailbait.
8. Singing lessons in the sack.
9. He never says never.
10. “Baby, baby, baby … Oh.”
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