We all know North Korea has a lot of great things going for it. Passionate soccer fans, beautiful hotels and bad-ass synchronized gymnasts, North Korea is one country that truly has it all — if, by “all,” you of course mean widespread poverty and rampant political oppression. Throw in
that biddie his supreme leader Kim Jong Il and you’ve got a real recipe for success, a nation at the forefront of the 21st century ready to take the world by storm (provided they know there is an outside world).
Insane dictators and their strange social experiments aside, it seems there’s one more thing North Korea can add to its list of valuable national assets: freakishly robotic, guitar playing toddlers. Hooray for
brainwashed talented youth! After all, the children are our future y’all.