Post- Editors’ Top 10: Reasons You Dropped a Class During Shopping Period

1. Professor’s name wasn’t first Google result.
2. 11 A.M. is too early.
3. Section actually meets.
4. Realized it was FemSex.
5. Meets three days a week.
6. Already slept with the professor.
7. There were freshmen in my FYS.
8. Not as many attractive gays as expected.
9. Conflicts with Chicken Finger Fridays.
10. iClickers.

Check out the semester’s first issue of post-, available today. Writers look into Brown and taxes, the lore of Lana del Rey, and the wonders of Baked Alaska (hint: you set it on fire). Post- is published on Thursdays inside the BDH.