Top 10 Reasons We Didn’t Let You Into Our Club:
- Don’t have a vagina.
- “She’s really intense.”
- You’re so vain.
- U.G.L.Y. You ain’t got no alibi.
- Wears sneakers with khakis.
- Nobody likes MCM kids.
- You f*cking love cocaine.
- Ginger.
- WHISCO. ‘Nuff said.
- Saw you on BrownBares. Nice pearls.
Check out the second issue of Post-, available today. Writers discuss BrownBares, Jeff Mangum’s magnum, and wasabi-flavored macarons. Post- is published on Thursdays inside the BDH.
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