Post- Editors’ Top 10: Things you don’t want to hear on Valentine’s Day (Part 2)

Top 10 You Don’t Want to Hear on Valentine’s Day (Part 2).
1. “Happy Valentine’s Day!”
2. “Actually, I don’t like chocolate. Or sex.”
3. “Wait, I thought you liked Subway.”
4. “I have chlamydia.”
5. “Don’t worry, you’ll find someone!”
6. “My roommate’s flowers were bigger.”
7. “I think I’m in love with you.”
8. “I’m pregnant.”
9. Ursa Minors serenading your girlfriend … not from you.
10. “I’m think I’m back to liking girls.”

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