Post- Editors’ Top 10: Things not to say or do when famous people come to Salomon

1. “Seth, will you please take off your shirt?”
2. “Senator Franken, will you please take off your shirt?”
3. Talk about yourself under the guise of asking a question.
4. Drop trou.
5. “Sic semper tyrannis!”
6. “I think my friend knows your dad.”
7. “Where can I score some f*cking cocaine?”
8. Rush the stage like an eight-year-old at a J’Bieber concert.
9. Urinate.
10. “Ten points to Gryffindor!”

Check out this week’s Post- for a feature on Playboy at Brown in the 70s; reviews of Sleigh Bell’s new album and the Spencer Finch exhibit at the RISD museum; and, on the back page, a collection of the editors’ scarring memories from sex ed.

Post- magazine comes out on Thursdays inside the BDH. Copies are also available in the Ratty, Faunce, J Walter Wilson, and other locations throughout the week.