Director of #Kony2012 detained for public masturbation; reports of activity on John St. yet to be confirmed

DPS may or may not be looking for this man on College Hill next.

This afternoon various news outlets have reported that Jason Russell — co-founder of Invisible Children and a director of the most viral video in history, “Kony 2012” — was detained for drunken, public masturbation yesterday.

Perhaps Russell is channeling our favorite campus figure, the one (or many?) masturbators who have #occupiedJohnSt. Or maybe this is his thinly-veiled attempt to give “Cover the Night” a strange new meaning.

Either way, we can’t help but think that Russell’s alleged act of indecency and the recent reappearance of our favorite campus persona are anything but unrelated.

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