We interrupt your evening drinking to bring you this St. Patrick’s Day sports bulletin: the Irish lost to the Brits in rugby this afternoon, 30-9. Now, that result prompts a good question: what is rugby? “No one knows” is the correct answer. All we can be sure of is that it’s like football with more punching and its own Ralph Lauren collection. Consider this a juicy tidbit of shamrock-shaped trivia to pull out while you’re slowing turning green from all that food coloring.