#whatshouldwecallme: BlogDailyGerald Edition

Who loves #whatshouldwecallme? We love #whatshouldwecallme. Here’s Part Two.

WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH QUARTERS TO DO LAUNDRY
And I’m like,

WHEN I’M AT THE OMELETTE BAR
And I’m like,

WHEN I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND SAFEWALK HASSLES ME
And I’m like,

WHEN IT’S THE DAY BEFORE SPRING BREAK
And I’m like,

WHEN I’M GETTING READY TO GO TO A PARTY ON WICKENDEN
And I’m like,

WHEN I IMAGINE WHAT MY CHEM MAJOR ROOMMATE DOES AT SCHOOL
I’m like,

WHEN I STEAL FRUIT FROM THE RATTY
And I’m like,

WHEN I CELEBRATE 4/20
And then I’m like,

WHEN I REALIZE I’VE RUINED MY DORM WALLS WITH POSTERS AND RESLIFE IS GOING TO FINE ME
I’m like,

WHEN I TRY TO WRITE THE FIRST SENTENCE OF AN ESSAY
And I’m like,

BUT THEN I FINALLY DOUBLE SPACE THE ESSAY
And I’m like,

WHEN I THINK I’M BEING SEDUCTIVE
And I’m like,

WHEN I THINK ABOUT ALL THE TIME I’VE WASTED FINDING GIFS ON THE INTERNET INSTEAD OF DOING RESEARCH FOR MY THESIS
And I’m like,

BUT THEN I’M LIKE

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