The Perfect Date: April 25th

Remember Cheryl Frasier, that ditzy contestant in the Miss United States Pageant in Miss Congeniality? When asked to describe her perfect date, Frasier doesn’t respond with something trite like “I enjoy long walks on the beach.” Instead, she interprets the question differently and answers that the perfect calendar date is April 25th, “because it’s not too hot, and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket!” Thinking outside the box? She’s so Brown.

Of course, this answer makes perfect sense: Cheryl Frasier is Miss Rhode Island, so she’d know exactly how to dress for a New England spring day. Well, guess what? Today is April 25th and the high is conveniently 64 degrees — it’s not too hot, it’s not too cold, and all you need is a light jacket. Things just got real meta.

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