State of the City: The RI Democratic Congressional Primary
In preparation for tomorrow’s long-awaited Democratic Congressional Primary, here’s a quick profile of the Democratic candidates in Rhode Island’s first district:
Anthony Gemma – 2012 marks Gemma’s second run for Congress. Last time around, he lost to David Cicilline, the current incumbent, by a landslide. This year, polls show that Gemma is doing much better, only trailing by five percent in the latest WPRI poll. Most recently, Gemma made headlines for announcing evidence proving voter fraud in the Cicilline camp. Gemma’s highly publicized announcement did not result in the jump he had obviously hoped it would inspire. Judging from his performance in last weeks debate, Gemma’s new strategy is just aimlessly walking around Providence convincing people that he can bring “JOBS” — hopefully referring to more than this sign.
David Cicilline – In January, very few believed that Cicilline was going to be able to pull off a win in this election. While Cicilline may be leading against his Democratic brethren, he’s certainly still straggling behind the Republican candidate Brendan Doherty in the polls. These past few months, Cicilline has been called everything from “corrupt” to a “liar” to “fake.” In last week’s debate, Gemma remarked “I’ve never heard someone talk so much, but says so little.” Oh.
While Mayor of Providence, Cicilline made some interesting remarks on the “excellent” fiscal health of the city, which were later proven false when current Mayor Angel Taveras announced the city’s enormous budget deficit and began planning for the apocalypse. But, despite the accusations and lies, David has maintained his composure throughout these past few months, ensuring the public of his innocence and integrity. All this while maintaining an impeccable tan.
Chris Young – This election season, candidates were invited to three debates hosted by a variety of media outlets in the city. Except Young. Young was only invited to the last one. The above video might explain why…