It’s the Great Pumpkin (Shortage), Charlie Brown

Okay, okay, we get it. You’re thrilled that it’s finally fall. The leaves on the trees are changing colors, the air is getting colder, and your favorite treats are returning to all retail locations. Whether you’re craving candy corn or turkey and stuffing, we know that what really excites you: pumpkin-flavored EVERYTHING.

One of the most popular of pumpkin treats is, without a doubt, the Pumpkin Spice Latte at Starbucks. Sure, everyone is crazy about these things, but I didn’t know that people are actually insane when it comes to getting their hands on one of these “sweet, spicy, pumpkiny” treats.

This weekend, the Wall Street Journal published an article about the widespread uproar among patrons who were unable to purchase a Pumpkin Spice Latte, as stores had run out of the pumpkin-flavored syrup. A “pumpkin emergency” was declared in Starbucks stores across the United States, and indeed, by the way these customers have reacted to this shortage, one would think that this “emergency” was on par with a global disaster: One customer tweeted that his “world almost ended this morning when the local Starbucks told me they were out of Pumpkin Spice Latte,” and another claimed that he “just left, depressed.” These fanatics described the latte as tasting “like fall,” and “like a sweet, liquid pumpkin pie,” but they need to relax—in reality, there isn’t any actual pumpkin in that $4.50 Grande Latte they’re craving.

In the spirit of…pumpkins, Starbucks asked its customers to write some spice-inspired haikus to show their appreciation the fall treasure. For example:

“I love pumpkin spice
Do not even need a cup
Connect the I.V.”

So why don’t you grab a cup of that steamy pumpkin goodness (if the Thayer location hasn’t tragically run dry, of course) and enjoy some of our very own odes to our favorite fall caffeinated drinks:

Vanilla latte
Now I need to pee badly
Long line for toilet
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I don’t drink coffee
It would make me too hyper
Chai tea is quite good
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SHOTS (…of espresso)
Sugar-free vanilla, yum
That soy is steamy
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Oh, pumpkin spice chai
At Tealuxe, you beckon me:
Angry baristas.
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Coffee, do you take
This pumpkin as your husband?
Match made in heaven.

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