Christina Paxson, I owe you a goat

Here’s a roundup of our favorite Facebook statuses in reaction to last night’s school closure announcement.  Keep up the good work, friends—this is what Facebook statuses were made for. We wish you all the best as you celebrate the day with all the rampant-raging, goat-gifting, Paxson-praising, and Cohen-courting you can take.

Hall of fame: Drinking:Pax on Pax on Pax:

Advice:

And of course, haters gonna hate:

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