Tonight, hundreds of scantily clad college students will converge on a small waterfront bar. I could use any amount of witticisms to describe this monumental moment, but you know what they say: a picture is worth a thousand words — but a GIF is worth a million. Will the sequence below roughly describe your night? One can only hope.
Safe to say I won’t be making my 9 a.m. tomorrow. Happy Halloween, Brunonia, and stay safe!