Breaking news: the internet is weird. The Useless Web has done a fine job in collecting the web’s most strange, pointless, and seizure-inducing content from the weirdest corners of the interwebz for your amusement and procrastination. If the creators of StumbleUpon and eBaum’s World joined forces and took LSD, it would probably look something like this.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 12/7
Ratty: Shepherd’s Pie, Grilled Chicken Alfredo Sandwich, Chocolate Chunk and Pretzel Cookies
V-Dub: Ham and Bean Soup, Nacho Bar, Mexicali Macaroni Bake, Raspberry Crumble Bar
Advantage: V-Dub. Hold on to your pants, kids. You have serious bullets to dodge at either eatery, but the nacho bar is the tastiest option to avoid some serious toilet timin'.