Breaking news: the internet is weird. The Useless Web has done a fine job in collecting the web’s most strange, pointless, and seizure-inducing content from the weirdest corners of the interwebz for your amusement and procrastination. If the creators of StumbleUpon and eBaum’s World joined forces and took LSD, it would probably look something like this.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 10/7
Ratty: Vegetarian Reuben Sandwich, Polynesian Chicken Wings, Orange Chipotle Glazed Tofu, Sweet Potato Fries, Rice Krispie Treats.
V-Dub: Country Wedding Soup, Sloppy Joes, Falafel, Malibu Blend Vegetables, Make-Your-Own Mac n Cheese Bar, Rice Krispie Treats.
Advantage: V-Dub. Falafel AND Make-Your-Own Mac n Cheese?!?!?! Too good to be true.
Ratty: Gardein "Fish" Filet, BBQ Bourbon Chicken, Baked Stuffed Pollock, Vegan Quinoa w/ Kale & Olives, Pumpkin Pie.
V-Dub: Vegan Roasted Tomato Soup, Gilled Chicken Cilantro, Mexican Cornbread Casserole, Corn Mexicane, Pumpkin Pie.
Advantage: V-Dub. That BBQ Bourbon Chicken looks too good to miss.