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Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 12/5
Ratty: Grilled Chicken Alfredo Sandwich, Roasted Broccoli Rabe, Shepherd’s Pie
V-Dub: Spicy Pepper Pulled Chicken, BBQ Beef Sandwich, Broccoli Salsa Alfredo, Spicy French Fries
Advantage: V-Dub. If it's gonna be broccoli, we prefer salsa alfredo to plain old roasted rabe.