Many of you have heard about Facebook’s new Graph Search function. Some of you might even be part of the select few who are getting to Beta-test the thing. Now, we could debate for hours whether or not Graph Search is preposterously creepy or actually useful, but I think most of us have already realized its comic potential. So has this Tumblr called “Actual Facebook Graph Searches.” Most searches are just combinations of diametrically opposed traits, such as “Mothers of Jews who like bacon” and “People who like Focus on the Family and Neil Patrick Harris,” but I guess some people might find the search for “Single Women who live nearby and who are interested in men and like Getting Drunk!” pretty useful. You might have to start purging your Facebook likes like you purge your friends.