Judging from the veritable army of snowmen outside, snow-engineering is the school’s biggest new independent concentration. But because we love facilities for saving the world and keeping the end of days from happening, here’s a handy approval matrix between snow-bound shenanigans and accidentally causing a five-car pileup from a stray snowball.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 10/28
Ratty: Vegetable Tortilla Lasagna, Polynesian Chicken Wings, Frosted Brownies
V-Dub: Breaded Chicken Fingers, Peanut Butter Sandwich Bar, Sticky Rice, Chocolate Chip Cookies
Advantage: Ratty. In the showdown of Chicken Wings vs Chicken Fingers, we choose chicken wings. Chickens don't have fingers. Anatomy is important.