Scientists have discovered two more moons orbiting Pluto and now, because we live in an age where we can’t do anything without consulting the masses on the internet, you can vote to name them! As a physics nerd, I can assure you that this is a big fuckin’ deal. But seriously, when else will you have the chance to name something with a diameter that is about the length of Manhattan? You can vote on suggested names that come from Greek and Roman mythology, keeping in theme with Pluto’s other moons—Charon, Nix, and Hydra—or you can write in your own name. Our vote is for Bear Force One.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 10/6
Ratty: Cajun Turkey Cutlet, Italian Sausage & Pepper Sandwich, Vegetarian Spinach Strudel w/ Cheese Cream Sauce, Chocolate Banana Cupcakes.
V-Dub: Chicken Gumbo Soup, Bacon Ranch Chicken Sandwich, Zucchini Frittata, Green Beans, Banana Chocolate Cupcakes.
Advantage: V-Dub. An all-around flawless menu.
Ratty: Vegetarian Creamy Cappellini w/ Broccoli, Caribbean Jerk Chicken, Grecian Style Beef, Garlicky Green Beans, Apple Squares.
V-Dub: Great Vegan Vegetable Soup, Macaroni and Cheese, Stir Fry Tofu, Pork Roast Jour Ouvert, Apple Squares.
Advantage: V-Dub. That veggie soup sure looks "great!"