Scientists have discovered two more moons orbiting Pluto and now, because we live in an age where we can’t do anything without consulting the masses on the internet, you can vote to name them! As a physics nerd, I can assure you that this is a big fuckin’ deal. But seriously, when else will you have the chance to name something with a diameter that is about the length of Manhattan? You can vote on suggested names that come from Greek and Roman mythology, keeping in theme with Pluto’s other moons—Charon, Nix, and Hydra—or you can write in your own name. Our vote is for Bear Force One.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 10/19
Ratty: Spiced Chicken Wings, Beef Lo Mein, Sweet Potato Fries, Chocolate and Vanilla Cupcakes
V-Dub: Enchilada Bar, Gourmet Roast Turkey Sandwich, Spinach Strudel, Assorted Cupcakes
Advantage: Ratty. Despite the appeal of "gourmet" roast turkey, spinach strudel doesn't sound the least bit appetizing.
Ratty: Baked Sesame Chicken, White Beans with Ham and Italian Sausage, Cajun Apple Cake
V-Dub: Fagioli Soup, Pot Roast Jardiniere, Orange Chipotle Glazed Tofu, Cajun Apple Cake
Advantage: Ratty. Like college freshmen failing in trying to reinvent themselves after high school, tofu is still tofu.