Scientists have discovered two more moons orbiting Pluto and now, because we live in an age where we can’t do anything without consulting the masses on the internet, you can vote to name them! As a physics nerd, I can assure you that this is a big fuckin’ deal. But seriously, when else will you have the chance to name something with a diameter that is about the length of Manhattan? You can vote on suggested names that come from Greek and Roman mythology, keeping in theme with Pluto’s other moons—Charon, Nix, and Hydra—or you can write in your own name. Our vote is for Bear Force One.
Ratty Vs. V-Dub, 2/3
Ratty: Shaved Steak Sandwich w/ Mushrooms & Onion, Chicken Broccoli Pasta Alfredo, Vegan Chow Mein w/ Tofu, Green Beans w/ Roasted Peppers, Sweet Potato Fries, Cream Cheese Brownies.
V-Dub: Tortilla Soup, Tortilla Casserole, New England Cheddar Cheese Pie, Vegan Black Eyed Beans, Sauteed Spinach w/ Garlic, Mediterranean Eggplant Saute, Cream Cheese Brownies.
Advantage: V-Dub. Tortillas on tortillas!
Ratty: Orange Teriyaki Haddock, Roast Beef Au Jus, Vegan Fried Rice, Fresh Hoisin Sugar Snap Peas & Carrots, Vegan Baked Acorn Squash, Brazilian Chocolate Cake.
V-Dub: Vegetarian Cream of Broccoli Soup, Roast Pork Loin Jour Ouve, Creamy Parmesan Primavera, Garlicky Green Beans, Roasted Red Potatoes, Brazilian Chocolate Cake.
Advantage: V-Dub. You had us at "Creamy Parmesan."