PollerBears: Best Picture ’13 edition

• Lincoln - because then I'd be three or four degrees of Kevin Bacon away from the source material for an Oscar-winning film. (Read: Michael Vorenberg)
• Life of Pi - tigers just do it for me.
• Amour - yea, I take French…and I sympathize with the plight of the elderly.
• Beasts of the Southern Wild - Quvenzhané, I can't pronounce your name but I sure love your shriek.
• Zero Dark Thirty - dark0, dark1, dark2…dark30.
• Silver Linings Playbook - it's just like a Capra movie, but with more mania.
• Django Unchained - if only my History seminar mentioned that one time a freed slave blew the shit out of a plantation called Candyland.
• Argo - the Academy must repent for how badly they shafted Affleck.
• Les Mis - Anne sure does hath a way with one-take, cripplingly emotional musical numbers.

View Results