HOLY SHIT CABLE CAR CINEMA IS SCREENING R. KELLY MOVIES NOW

But seriously, holy shit. Did you ever want to see Trapped in the Closet, R. Kelly’s cinematic fucking masterpiece, on the big screen? Yes. Yes, you did. You are in luck, friend, because the Cable Car Cinema is so attuned to the quirks of modern pop culture that it has sensed that the perfect time to do a one-time screening of what they call “R. Kelly’s classic hip hopera” is this Saturday at 9 p.m. Go drink warm beer in a crusty Wriston basement/crowded sports team house… OR WATCH TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET IN A FUCKING MOVIE THEATER?!!?!? Is it even a question? I’ll see you there.

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