Get in loser, we’re going shopping!

Stressed out by the craziness of shopping period? Whether your shopping strategy involves only choosing classes that don’t meet on Fridays or making the prettiest color combinations in your Banner cart, shopping period can be tough. Fortunately, BlogDH is here to make it a little less stressful—and maybe even help you discover a cool class or two. Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

We’ve already given you lots of advice about shopping period, and now we’re going to have some fun with it. After scrolling through the 2000+ course listings on Banner for days straight, desperately trying to find the perfect fourth class, the delirium started to set in. Maybe it was my anxiety about starting school, but all of the class titles began to remind me of Mean Girls. Actually, can anything in life not be compared to that cinematographic masterpiece? Here are some Brown Fall 2013 classes that the characters from Mean Girls really need to take, obviously accompanied by GIFs:

SOC1871V: Update on American Society: Social Trends in the Last Decade
So you’ve actually never been to a real school before? Shut up and take a SOC class!

ANTH2251: Anthropology of Gender and Sexuality
Or just BIOL200. This guy could really learn something from Ken Miller.

AFRI0090: An Introduction to Africana Studies
Oh my god Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white. Take an Africana Studies class instead.

SOC1420: Violence and Society
C’mon guys, violence isn’t awesome. Read those DPS crime alerts.

LING1383B: Issues in Current Syntactic Theory
Grool is fetch now, right?

BIOL0030: Principles of Nutrition
So does that mean I can eat as many Spicy Withs as I want?


MCM1503Z: Dialogues on Feminism and Technology
Gretchen Weiners desperately needs to take a Gender Studies class.

MATH0070: Calculus with Applications to Social Science
She’s got the calculus down, but needs to work on the social part.

CLPS1191: Animal Behavior Laboratory
Also known as SPG.

ENGL1900R: Queer Relations: Aesthetics and Sexuality
Take that, Westboro Baptist Church.

After all of this, if you’re still freaking out about shopping period, try eating a cake made out of rainbows and smiles. And always remember:

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