Sextion: Halloween costumes and the sex they inspire

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Editorial Disclaimer: This post has been created by college students for college students.  It has been rated NC-17 for its sexual nature and anatomically graphic references. Please proceed at your own risk. Thanks for reading! Love, BlogDH

Monica and I have seen a bunch of wonderful Halloween costumes at parties recently, and we wanted to talk about how they inspire us. And really, how else would they inspire us besides inspiring us sexually? Halloween is the perfect time to get your sexy on, and there is no better time for role-play. We decided to take the opportunity to throw out a few suggestions for sex positions and acts that we think go well with the sentiment of several popular Halloween getups.

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We’re sure we’re going to see more than a few Miley costumes this Halloween. The costume is pretty easy to pull off: Foam fingers. Tight nude colored clothing. Twerking. We think the perfect sex position to do if you’re going as Miley Cyrus is girl (or receiving partner) on top. You’ll be riding your partner like a wrecking ball. And if you’re somehow able to do that while twerking like this lady, brownie points for you.

Breaking Bad:

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Dressing as either Walter White (Heisenberg) or his hotty hot hot partner in crime, Jesse Pinkman, might also be fairly common this year, since the series finale still rocking our world. Many of the more brilliant costumes have featured blue Pop Rocks as the infamous blue meth that the two cook. So the sex act that might be perfect for you on Halloween night is pretty simple: Pop Rock oral. Need we say more? Actually, we do: Be careful not to scratch your partner and also clean your bits thoroughly afterwards to avoid infection caused by excess sugar residue.

 The Great Gatsby:

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If you’re like one of the thousands of people across this country who have been invited to a Gatsby-themed party since the movie came out and want to reuse your costume, there are a whole slew of sex positions and activities you could perform that are relevant. Throw an extravagant party that only Jay Gatsby could throw and have sex right in the middle of it all. Or better yet, my friend suggested you do the “Myrtle Wilson” and have sex on the hood of a car. Too soon?

Game of Thrones:

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Luckily for you, if you’re planning on dressing like a character from Game of Thrones, essentially any type of sex would work in the Seven Kingdoms. Really, there’s just so much sex on this show, so pretty much anything goes. If you’re *SPOILER ALERT* straight, gay, lesbian, and into shaving your partner, sex in bathtubs, the woods, a cave, or with leeches, why not go as a GoT character? Or you could pull a Podrick Payne and give your partners the best sex of their lives, without ever revealing what it is you did. The possibilities are endless, but you better hurry. Winter is coming.

50 Shades of Grey:

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Okay so this might be sooooo last year, but we’re sure someone will be an outfit repeater. If so, I think the sex they want to be having is pretty obvious. It’s gonna get kinky. So bring out the whips, chains, nipple clamps, or whatever else strikes your fancy and go wild!

Finally, if you’re unoriginal in your costuming like we are and want to go as a cat or something, you can always plan to do it “kitty style.” It’s like doggy style, but with a lot more licking.

We hope you have a safe and sexy Halloween however you choose to dress. For more tips on how to dress for the perfect Halloween hookup, check out our post from last year here.

Spooookily yours,

Margaret and Monica

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