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Class of 2014 Senior Superlatives: Voting

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Earlier this week, we presented our first annual Senior Superlatives. You nominated seniors across 30 different categories. Your job now? Vote for one of the top five nominees in each category.

Everyone—freshmen, sophomores, juniors, seniors, professors, their pets, your parents (well, maybe not your parents)—is eligible to vote.  Vote now (after the jump) or forever hold your peace. Voting will close Monday, December 9 at 11:59 p.m.

Most likely to be president of the United States

  • Afia Kwakwa (32%, 359 Votes)
  • Todd Harris (27%, 303 Votes)
  • Andrew Silverman (20%, 224 Votes)
  • Sofia Fernandez Gold (13%, 147 Votes)
  • Walter Garcia (8%, 94 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,126

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Best house

  • Friendship Unity Caring and Kindness House (33%, 316 Votes)
  • Governor's Mansion (299 Governor) (32%, 314 Votes)
  • Nick Briggs' House (17%, 166 Votes)
  • Meat Mansion (16%, 158 Votes)
  • Pork Palace (2%, 37 Votes)

Total Voters: 971

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Best friends

  • Brown Band (40%, 335 Votes)
  • Sheyda Bautista-Saeyan and Emily Chang (22%, 185 Votes)
  • Josh Weiner and Jack Kuntz (16%, 137 Votes)
  • Sofia Fernandez Gold and Rebecca Steinberg (13%, 104 Votes)
  • Donald Bennett and Tom Miotke (9%, 71 Votes)

Total Voters: 831

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Most likely to be on a reality show

  • Cheno Pinter (49%, 369 Votes)
  • Walker Shockley (28%, 212 Votes)
  • Torie Stearns (8%, 58 Votes)
  • Emma Rodbro (7%, 56 Votes)
  • Sean Needle (8%, 56 Votes)

Total Voters: 751

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Most changed from Convocation

  • Chelsea Cross (40%, 238 Votes)
  • Jared Newmark (23%, 140 Votes)
  • Zach Salmon (19%, 112 Votes)
  • Shelby Mack (12%, 69 Votes)
  • Angel Cortez (6%, 40 Votes)

Total Voters: 599

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Most likely to lead the Naked Donut Run

  • Becca Wolinsky (69%, 551 Votes)
  • Shira Atkins (17%, 139 Votes)
  • Matt Gorham (6%, 48 Votes)
  • Greyson Lewis (4%, 34 Votes)
  • Phoebe Nir (4%, 30 Votes)

Total Voters: 802

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Renaissance Phe

  • Kate Brennan (29%, 196 Votes)
  • Kimberly Takahata (26%, 174 Votes)
  • Caroline Bologna (22%, 148 Votes)
  • Dennis Walsh (13%, 91 Votes)
  • Lindsay Sovern (10%, 72 Votes)

Total Voters: 681

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Most likely to be on SNL

  • Noah Prestwich (28%, 175 Votes)
  • David Jacobs (25%, 158 Votes)
  • Daniel Moraff (23%, 146 Votes)
  • Lisa Franklin (18%, 113 Votes)
  • David Brescia-Weiler (6%, 34 Votes)

Total Voters: 626

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Best freshman unit

  • Unit 11 (Wayland) (32%, 196 Votes)
  • Unit 13 (Perkins) (31%, 190 Votes)
  • NP3 (16%, 95 Votes)
  • Unit 22 (12%, 73 Votes)
  • Unit 10 (Hope) (9%, 59 Votes)

Total Voters: 607

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Biggest pre-ADOCH Facebook-friender

  • Greg Jordan-Detamore (38%, 239 Votes)
  • Iman Mead House Jenkins (27%, 170 Votes)
  • Justin Remer (17%, 106 Votes)
  • Lewie Pollis (12%, 75 Votes)
  • Leela Senthil Nathan (6%, 47 Votes)

Total Voters: 637

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Most likely to break an exit sign

  • Spencer Jaffe (38%, 211 Votes)
  • Kevin Leitao (21%, 118 Votes)
  • DJ Ingham (14%, 77 Votes)
  • Joe Daou (13%, 72 Votes)
  • Ben Kutner (14%, 71 Votes)

Total Voters: 549

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Senior not to mess with

  • Jenny Li (38%, 309 Votes)
  • Corbyn Nchako (29%, 236 Votes)
  • Lucy Feldman (15%, 127 Votes)
  • Doreen St. Felix (14%, 111 Votes)
  • Liza Carroll (4%, 38 Votes)

Total Voters: 821

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Most likely to go to Spring Weekend until he/she is 50

  • Spencer Jaffe (37%, 206 Votes)
  • Connor Grealy (21%, 121 Votes)
  • Sonia Aronson (21%, 117 Votes)
  • Jesse Schwimmer (12%, 67 Votes)
  • Laura Schneck (9%, 53 Votes)

Total Voters: 564

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Senior you wish you knew

  • John Spooney (45%, 257 Votes)
  • Austin Mertz (18%, 101 Votes)
  • Emma Gilsanz (15%, 87 Votes)
  • Kai Furbeck (13%, 75 Votes)
  • Andy Marks (9%, 51 Votes)

Total Voters: 571

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Biggest secret genius

  • Danielle Waldman (26%, 175 Votes)
  • Cynthia Fong (25%, 168 Votes)
  • John Tran (17%, 111 Votes)
  • Josh Cohen (16%, 109 Votes)
  • Sam Levison (16%, 105 Votes)

Total Voters: 668

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Best mom

  • Meredith Bilski (37%, 206 Votes)
  • Ali Ross (32%, 179 Votes)
  • Laura Kirk (15%, 86 Votes)
  • Stacy Bartlett (10%, 55 Votes)
  • Laney Caldwell (6%, 33 Votes)

Total Voters: 559

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Best dad

  • James Blum (33%, 174 Votes)
  • Cooper Tamayo (25%, 131 Votes)
  • Sam Plotner (23%, 123 Votes)
  • John White (13%, 70 Votes)
  • Michael Borge (6%, 32 Votes)

Total Voters: 530

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Most likely to become the next Mark Zuckerberg

  • Ben Vishny (31%, 158 Votes)
  • Jacob Frantz (20%, 103 Votes)
  • Elizabeth Weber (19%, 99 Votes)
  • Charles Yeh (16%, 82 Votes)
  • Eric Caruso (14%, 72 Votes)

Total Voters: 513

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Most likely to debate Bill O'Reilly on national TV

  • Jenny Li (39%, 270 Votes)
  • Cara Newlon (24%, 166 Votes)
  • Daniel Moraff (21%, 148 Votes)
  • Kyle Zurcher (10%, 67 Votes)
  • Jordan McDonald (6%, 48 Votes)

Total Voters: 699

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Best social media presence

  • Cheno Pinter (41%, 271 Votes)
  • Clara Beyer (25%, 163 Votes)
  • Melanie Fineman (15%, 98 Votes)
  • Hannah Nauen (12%, 81 Votes)
  • Jesse Castellanos (7%, 50 Votes)

Total Voters: 663

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Most likely to become a professor at Brown

  • Paul Tran (27%, 189 Votes)
  • Thom Finley (25%, 174 Votes)
  • Kimberly Takahata (24%, 167 Votes)
  • Louie Zweig (15%, 103 Votes)
  • Eli Petzold (9%, 58 Votes)

Total Voters: 690

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Most likely to sleep through Commencement

  • Dan Jeon (28%, 141 Votes)
  • Jordan Hendricks (24%, 125 Votes)
  • Ezra Rudman (21%, 106 Votes)
  • Meredith Schmidt-Fellner (15%, 75 Votes)
  • Souf Azargui (12%, 65 Votes)

Total Voters: 511

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Most likely to be at the GCB at any given moment

  • Chimmy Onwuanaegbule (35%, 190 Votes)
  • Jenny Gorelick (25%, 139 Votes)
  • Hayley Sparks (16%, 86 Votes)
  • Oliver Doren (15%, 81 Votes)
  • Clarence Lam (9%, 51 Votes)

Total Voters: 547

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Best couple that never dated

  • Cameron Donald and Marc Briz (28%, 154 Votes)
  • Ted Burke and Jenny Kaplan (25%, 140 Votes)
  • Conor Kane and Kai Furbeck (18%, 102 Votes)
  • Sam Plotner and Julia Kuwahara (15%, 83 Votes)
  • Luka Ursic and Dora Jericevic (14%, 77 Votes)

Total Voters: 556

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Most likely to spend more time in the Nelly than the Rock/SciLi

  • Alexa Steuer (30%, 119 Votes)
  • Olivia Del Balzo (21%, 86 Votes)
  • Jen Kries (20%, 80 Votes)
  • Julia Elstrodt (15%, 61 Votes)
  • Divya Bharadwaj (14%, 57 Votes)

Total Voters: 403

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Most likely to go to Mars

  • Erika Lopez Garcia (35%, 187 Votes)
  • Emily Gilbert (31%, 163 Votes)
  • Kyle McNamara (15%, 80 Votes)
  • Betsy Turnbull (13%, 69 Votes)
  • Nora Shipp (6%, 33 Votes)

Total Voters: 532

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Most likely to win the Nobel Prize in FUN!

  • Tevin Jackson (27%, 166 Votes)
  • Lydia Yamaguchi (27%, 165 Votes)
  • Rexy Dorado (17%, 106 Votes)
  • David Chung (16%, 98 Votes)
  • Louisa Pitney (13%, 89 Votes)

Total Voters: 622

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Most likely to be in Slytherin

  • David Adler (39%, 237 Votes)
  • Lena Barsky (27%, 161 Votes)
  • Elizabeth Carr (19%, 116 Votes)
  • Austin Whittaker (8%, 48 Votes)
  • Mark Hourihan (7%, 42 Votes)

Total Voters: 604

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Editors’ note: Those who are nominated in more than one category will only be awarded a superlative for the category in which the difference between him/her and the runner-up is greatest. 

12 Comments

  1. Daniel Moraff

    Hate to be “that guy” but I think this is a weird, exclusive thing that draws from a hypernarrow cross-section of our grade and I feel not psyched about being included in this

  2. Francisco Oliveira

    -

  3. e.d. agar

    only one nominee for “best social media presence” got blocked on popular web portal twitter dot com by beloved children’s troubadour raffi. jesse castellanos ’13.5: THE CHOICE IS CLEAR

  4. Manny Santos

    Is it appropriate for the Brown Band to be considered under the Best Friends category? I am just curious because much of the band is composed of underclassmen and this should be a purely-senior competition. Please consider revising the candidates… Thanks!

  5. Brian

    Let’s take a second and talk about how horrible, exclusionary, potentially mean this is. Basically legitimated bullying. Is the blog really not above lame high school-ish popularity contests? Depressing.

  6. loïc verstraete

    Well done Danielle Waldman !

  7. Olivia

    I am confused why the Brown Band is an acceptable nominated for the “Best Friends” category. Many of the members are underclassmen and I was under the impression that this is only a senior competition. Please consider disqualifying their entry. Thank you.

  8. Sal

    Confused by how this is bullying.

  9. Sigh

    To the folks complaining above:

    THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

    (Also, Brown Band is full of seniors who are all besties. Stop hatin’)

  10. 112 guy

    It should be clarified that Friendship Unity Caring Kindness house is none other than 110-112 Governor. Please kindly vote for F.U.C.K. house.

  11. Calla Fleischer

    Definitely the best house could only be the Friendship Unity Caring Kindness house.

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