The names given to objects are often just words deprived of meaning. We decided to rename things based on their true essence, inspired by our funny friend The HuffPo. Feel free to use these the next time you’re struggling for a word, regardless of whether or not you’re in an altered state of mind:
Already inspired to rename everything around you? Leave your ideas in the comments.
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