When UCS launched WTF* Brown [Ed’s note — No, it doesn’t stand for what you think it does] last week, we all knew it had some serious potential. Yes, students could now now express their totally commonsensical proposals for improving life at Brown on a forum where the powers that be would actually be paying attention (looking at you, John Lonergan). But perhaps more importantly, there also now was yet another site on which we could waste our creative potential.
Little did we know it would take just a few days for some truly great proposals to make it to WTF* Brown’s Reddit-like front page. Here are some of our favorites:
Some make a lot of sense, often to the point that we can’t believe the University hasn’t implemented them yet:
Others… well, this probably won’t happen:
Some WTF* Brown contributors are on their way to Noble Prizes in Literature [Ed. — What, Tetris wasn’t good enough for you?]:
Meanwhile, others clearly haven’t heard the “Crazy in Love” remix from Fifty Shades of Grey yet:
Given how good the suggestions of WTF* Brown have been in just its first few days, we expect big things from the site in the future. Props to UCS for putting it together. Now just let us down-vote too.