Brown-themed Valentine’s Day eCards

You’ve seen those classic Comic Sans-heavy Valentine’s day eCards on the Internet before, featuring the Life Alert lady, Shrek, and Leo, but what if you’re looking for something Brown-specific to pick up bae this February 14th? No worries, because Blog has you covered. Here are 14 (incredibly lame, but possibly effective) Valentine’s day cards to send to your crush this Saturday:

Full disclaimer: These are literally so dumb. So dumb that I felt slightly gross after writing them. Enjoy.

JHay

 

JMoore

 

JFaunce

Jscili

 

JPerkins

 

JMail

 

JCart

This is not to refer to a creepy kidnapping at a supermarket.

 

JMealCredits

 

JBuDS

 

JSNC

 

JStacks

For a more direct approach.

 

JList

 

With much BlogLove,

Happy (almost) Valentine’s Day!

Images via Kenji Endo ’18.

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