House of Cards may portray American politics as a cesspool of betrayal and intrigue, but goddamn does it make for some wonderful analogies. Put a little of Frank Underwood’s ruthless eloquence into your everyday speech with these phrase generators, which are sure to come in handy the next time you have an opponent due for destruction. Remember, there is but one rule: hunt or be hunted (or maybe it’s that every single human interaction in the show can be somehow described by a metaphor rooted in the animal kingdom).
On destroying your enemies:
He/she is like a little , the .
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On achieving your goals:
To , you must first , like a .