What to do this week: fake Facebook event edition

what to do this week

Monday, December 7 

Event: become a human burrito because life is hard and winter is cold
Location: Your bed
Time: 3:00 p.m.

“Life eats away your soul eventually so you might as well taste good”

Wednesday, December 9

Event: eat a whole package of Oreos by yourself in one sitting
Location: yes
Time: 11:00 a.m.

See you there!!!!

Thursday, December 10

Event: Not bothering to put on pants every morning because you’re not that important
Location: Your bedroom
Time: 2:00 a.m.

“Sometimes I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you…other times I don’t even get out of bed.”

Friday, December 11

Event: become a cat & meow @ ur problems until they die
Location: Fisher Fine Arts Library, Philadelphia, PA (shoutout to UPenn)
Time: 9:00 a.m.

“meowmeow”

Saturday, December 12

Event: National Sad Boy Day
Location: lonely
Time: 12:00 a.m.

“we r sad”

Sunday, December 13

Event: Drop out of college and eat 10 pounds of french fries
Location: [none]
Time: 2:00 a.m. CST

“Who doesn’t love french fries”

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